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true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
May. 18, 2013 at 4:12pm with 214,134 notes
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Fun fact: When this was filmed, the explosion didn’t go off at the right time but was delayed by a second or two, so Heath Ledger’s reaction is completely real.
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48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
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| *Pollen accidentally enters body* | |
| Immune system: | What the hell is that? |
| Pollen: | Oh hey. Sorry. We got a bit lost. The wind kinda bl- |
| Immune system: | OH GOD WE'RE UNDER ATTACK |
| Pollen: | What?!? No! We just got lo- |
| Immune system: | OPEN THE FLOODGATES |
| Pollen: | The what? |
| Mucus membranes: | Sir. All the floodgates? |
| Immune system: | ALL OF THEM. |
| Pollen: | Wait. Wait. You don't... Oh shi- | [Dramatic music] |
| Me: | *Sneezes* |

