Fun fact: When this was filmed, the explosion didn’t go off at the right time but was delayed by a second or two, so Heath Ledger’s reaction is completely real.
48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
|*Pollen accidentally enters body*|
|Immune system:||What the hell is that?|
|Pollen:||Oh hey. Sorry. We got a bit lost. The wind kinda bl-|
|Immune system:||OH GOD WE'RE UNDER ATTACK|
|Pollen:||What?!? No! We just got lo-|
|Immune system:||OPEN THE FLOODGATES|
|Mucus membranes:||Sir. All the floodgates?|
|Immune system:||ALL OF THEM.|
|Pollen:||Wait. Wait. You don't... Oh shi-||[Dramatic music]|